Uhh...

That fucker escaped. We'll find him and we'll bring him back to make a new full-fleshed blog.

We heard he stole two amazing shirts and some shoes. We'll track him down. Too bad he dropped his wallet; he's going to starve now. :)

OMG You're not DEAD!? - Neglection

Definitions of neglect on the Web:

• disregard: lack of attention and due care
• leave undone or leave out; "How could I miss that typo?"; "The workers on the conveyor belt miss one out of ten"
• the state of something that has been unused and neglected; "the house was in a terrible state of neglect"
• fail: fail to do something; leave something undone; "She failed to notice that her child was no longer in his crib"; "The secretary failed to call the customer and the company lost the account"
• fail to attend to; "he neglects his children"
• negligence: the trait of neglecting responsibilities and lacking concern
• give little or no attention to; "Disregard the errors"
• negligence: failure to act with the prudence that a reasonable person would exercise under the same circumstances

Example:

"Jaime says (12:05 AM):
I've been severely neglecting Blogger"


Jaime has been very bad, and has neglected his duties here on Blogger (which, I'm sure you all care about so much). He has had a lot of things going on in the past few months (his last post was back in January 19, Two-Thousand-[motherfucking]-Ten. D: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD IN SOMEONE'S TRUNK SOMEWHERE AFTER MISSING DINNER.

God damn, boy, you've got some explaining to do.

Sometime this week, he will be held for an interrogation and he will provide some answers. If he doesn't, God help that we don't have to do anything to him...

Until next time, he will hopefully provide the answers.