Dry Cleaners

I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re closed.”

You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3 a.m., and you’re a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open.

I’m not gonna walk by at ten and say, “Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!”

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This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it's dirty.

-Mitch Hedberg